PENALTY SHOT | Men are from Mars, women want to have lots and lots of hot sex with Gerard Butler. That’s the basic gist of PLAYING FOR KEEPS, a new romantic dramedy in which Butler plays a former soccer star who’s aggressively drooled over by a cadre of horny suburban moms. Jasper and very special guest Blake Wilding, however, manage to keep their salivary glands functioning normally as they call a timeout on the use of crabmeat in love scenes, ignore Jessica Biel’s relationship-status updates, lobby for a Gattaca sequel, and ponder the extreme nature of celebrity scrotums. Plus: Jasper rants about yearbook-photography poster design, and Blake heartlessly burns Dennis Quaid in a house fire. Click the Scorncast banner below to listen!
■■■ Rating: PG-13. Running time: 105 minutes.
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