BORED O’ BELLA | Huzzah, everyone! Scorncast is back just in time to witness the ass-end of the Twilight franchise, and it couldn’t possibly be a coincidence. Yep, a year after their befuddled analysis of icky honeymoon sex and whimiscal demon jizz, Jasper and co-host Ghostface Millah can’t not talk — and talk and talk — about the exasperating insanity of THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN – PART 2 in another spirited two-part Twilight mega-chat. (What? It’s totally normal for grown men to enjoy discussing movies that are based on a popular series of teen supernatural-romance novels, okay?) In this first half, Jasper wonders why newborn lady-vamps dress like Ann Coulter, Ghostface reveals his squirmy discomfort with fake babies, and the guys introduce the episode by throwing a debutante Paul. Click the Scorncast banner below to listen!
■■■ Rating: PG-13. Running time: 116 minutes.
Scorncast #53: Half Human! Half Vampire! All Scorn! (Part 1) (29:15)
original music by Bug