HOT FOR ‘TEACHER’ | If Jasper and co-host Ghostface Millah had an apple, they'd give it to Cameron Diaz in BAD TEACHER... and it'd be a super sweet, super crisp Fuji apple, none of that mealy Braeburn shit. In other words, there's not much scorn going down on this episode of Scorncast. The guys eagerly dig into the bawdy delights of watching a fun cast behave terribly (even Justin Timberlake!), agree that sharks are both awful AND majestic, discuss the F-word's rightful place in crude comedy, and — just in case Hollywood is listening — wishfully pitch enough ideas for a prequel and two sequels. And as for Diaz and her fiercely brazen performance as the nefarious educator of the title, both Jasper and Ghostface would TOTALLY stay after school to help her bang erasers, and that ain't no sexual metaphor. Click the Scorncast banner below to listen!
■■■ Rating: R. Running time: 89 minutes.
Scorncast #11: Higher Scorning (29:37)
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