‘ABDUCT’-SHUNNED | Nothing is strong enough — not even Taylor Lautner’s bronze, glistening, rock-hard abs — to deflect the giggly ire of Jasper and co-host Ghostface Millah as they razz ABDUCTION, a disastrous thriller that tries way too hard to establish Lautner as something more than just a physique you can scrub laundry on. Tscha! As if! On your new favorite episode of Scorncast, Jasper and Ghostface swap their reliable eunuch/horndog acts, (arguably) pay the Twilight series a (slight) compliment, and wonder if Sigourney Weaver — as Lautner’s psychiatrist mentor — is deep undercover or extremely bad at her job. Plus: Jasper confesses the real reason he doesn’t do social networking, and stay tuned after the outro music for a very special Ghostface spoken-word performance. Click the Scorncast banner below to listen... in front of your eyes!
■■■ Rating: PG-13. Running time: 106 minutes.
Scorncast #21: The Scorn Identity (32:31)
original music by Bug
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