Scorncast | The Cabin in the Woods

MONSTER SMASH | The first rule of THE CABIN IN THE WOODS is: You do not talk about The Cabin in the Woods. The second rule of The Cabin in the Woods is: You DO NOT talk about The Cabin in the Woods. The third rule of The Cabin in the Woods is: Just don’t talk about The Cabin in the Woods, okay? Unless you’re Jasper and co-host Karim, that is, and you’re heralding all the crafty secrets of this giddy genre-jumbler on a spoiler-dense episode of Scorncast. (Those averse to a detailed discussion of Cabin’s plot twists will be able to listen to the non-spoiler portion of the show, which lasts approximately eight seconds.) Plus: Karim jubilantly celebrates a Scorncast milestone, and Jasper attempts to solve that age-old chestnut: Which came first, the horror-movie trope or the ritual sacrifice? Click the Scorncast banner below to listen!

■■■ Rating: R. Running time: 95 minutes.

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