‘PIRATE’ BLOAT | Jasper and very special guest Ghostface Millah of the Round Table music blog try to not shiver their timbers too much while discussing PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES, the benign but generally unexciting third sequel to 2003's shocker Disneyland ride-based hit. The guys talk about tired doublecrosses, magic swords, smoldering beards (entirely different than the smoldering beard on display in Thor), and vampire mermaids, and they conclude this episode of Scorncast by coming up with a much better ending than the one the movie provides. Also, Jasper manages to work in a horrible Tim Gunn impression before taking a big old Freudian slip across Orlando Bloom's name. Click the Scorncast banner below to listen!
■■■ Showing in 3D and 2D. Rating: PG-13. Running time: 137 minutes.
Scorncast #6: Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Scorn (25:30)
original music by Bug
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