DEATH, BE NOT LOL | Death surely has a design, folks, and it just might involve getting Jasper and co-host Ghostface Millah into the same room for the first time in Scorncast history... IN ORDER TO PULL OFF A TWO-FOR-ONE FATALITY SPECIAL. On this utterly listenable episode of Scorncast, Jasper and Ghostface sit approximately three feet away from each other for a rollicking discussion about FINAL DESTINATION 5, the latest sequel in what is now officially the kookiest horror franchise ever. The guys dish about exploding 3D Chinese food, reveal the Grim Reaper’s true master plan, and deconstruct their favorite splattertastic FD5 kills. (Ghostface loves the Gymnastics Dismount of Doom, while Jasper’s heart belongs to an extremely invasive LASIK surgery performed in an ophthalmology clinic with questionable structural integrity.) Did they make it through the recording session without getting electrocuted by a frayed computer wire or decapitated by a malfunctioning CD drive? Click the Scorncast banner below to find out!
■■■ Showing in 3D and 2D. Rating: R. Running time: 92 minutes.
Scorncast #17: You Can't Scorn Death (Just Kidding!) (30:55)
original music by Bug