AROMA-NOPE | Are you SO PISSED that the last couple Scorncasts contain more ringing endorsement, genial ribbing, or general ambivalence than outright scorn? Well, here’s one that definitely lives up to the title, as Jasper and co-host Ghostface Millah sabotage SPY KIDS: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD in their scorniest Scorncast yet. Jasper explains how the bungled “4D” presentation totally assaulted his mental health by pushing him through the Kübler-Ross grief cycle, driving him to crave his own boogers, and making him wonder if his gastrointestinal tract is in proper working order. Meanwhile, Ghostface just can’t deal with Jessica Alba, Jeremy Piven’s ’30s-gangster vocal cadence, or the movie’s incessant temporal allusions, leading him to issue a deadly conditional warning: THIS MOVIE WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU. Click the Scorncast banner below to listen!
■■■ Showing in 3D (er... 4D?) and 2D. Rating: PG. Running time: 89 minutes.
Scorncast #18: Scorn Vs. Spy (27:45)
original music by Bug